Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Adventures in Craziness, Part 2: Set Me Up With One of Your Friends

I’m frustrated with the norms of society.

Why can’t you just message someone that you’ve only known for a couple of days and say, “Hey!  I don’t know if you’re single, but if you are, I have someone that I need to introduce to you!  She’s amazing!  You guys would complement each other perfectly!  And if you’re not single…well, if you ever BECOME single, and you’re looking for someone, MESSAGE ME!  Because I still think she’ll be perfect for you, although she’ll probably have been snapped up by some other incredibly lucky guy by then.  You’ve really got an amazing opportunity on your hands here…better move fast.”

Why is this not something you can do?

Wait, can you do this?


Yes!  No. 

Maybe I’m just crazy.

…crazy awesome!



  1. I think you can do that. Wouldn't that be fun to get a message like that? I say yes.

  2. I think it would be really fun to get a message like that!

    I just have a sneaking suspicion that the person who I have in mind would not find it fun.

    Then again, I only knew him for a couple of days a month ago, so what do I know?